Me: Do you boys know why we celebrate President's day?
Boys from the back of the mini-van: Yes, there have been 44 President's, but this one is mainly about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.
Me: What do you know about George Washington?
Jay: He had wooden teeth.
Asher: No, he had rhinocerous teeth.
Jay: No, it was horse teeth I think.
Asher: No, rhinocerous. My teacher told me.
Jay: Pretty sure it was horse, b/c they didn't have metal back then.